An idea I’d toyed with for a WIP fan game was Koujaku’s hair ornament actually being the neck of his mom’s shamisen. When he was going berserk after getting his tattoos, she was sent by survivors to calm him down, and tried to do so by playing his favourite song. It goes about as well as expected. Actual shamisen necks are much bigger afaik, so that idea seems unlikely.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
your new outfit deserves a medal
the next time youre watching Evangelion remember that robin williams has seen it too. whatever you are seeing, robin williams has seen. shinji grabbing rei’s boob and yelling about it? he saw it. he saw it all
santa finland: up on a housetop, click click click [peter gets christmas presents]
sniper finland: up on a housetop, click click click [5 dead, 2 wounded]
IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
i want to know what would happen if aph netherlands and aph switzerland played monopoly together
#A DECLARATION OF WAR MOST LIKELY #SWITZERLAND WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE UP ON HIS NEUTRALITY RECORD FOR THIS NO DOUBT #LIKE ‘NO SIR THIS IS PERSONAL’ #’YOU BUILD ONE MORE FUCKING HOTEL AND I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT AN ALPHORN IS GOOD FOR OTHER THAN PRODUCING MUSIC’
king of mt